White House Blend Coffee$14.95
We all know that President Trump is making America great again. What you probably don't know, however, is that he's also making several improvements to the White House!
For example, he added new carpet, new HVAC, a new IT system, and repainted the West Wing. In the Oval Office, he replaced Obama's curtains with gold ones and brought back George W. Bush's sofas and Ronald Reagan's rug. On the exterior, he added lights to the colonnade and repaired the portico steps. He also cut back a rotting magnolia tree. In the private residence, he added two more TVs and a lock to his bedroom. Of course the most special thing that President Trump changed at the White House is who lives there! The socialist has moved out and the capitalist has moved in!
President Trump has made such a positive difference in our nation, that we've decided to roll out the White House Blend. Just imagine President Trump sipping his Thrasher Coffee and watching Fox News on one of the three TVs in his bedroom.
White House Blend was created to mirror Trump's White House. It's strong, a beacon of hope, and here to serve the people. Be like President Trump and brew a hearty cup of White House Blend. It will help you make the tough calls. Be the boss you know you are. And above all, give it all you got every damn day - just like our President!
This rich & velvety dark roast offers up notes of fresh roasted cocoa, and mild hints of cherry. Those delicious flavors aren't added in like a bloated bill, they occur naturally, just like straight headed leadership & determination.
- 12 oz bag
- Available in ground or whole bean