Elysium (with 4x Caffeine)$14.95
Back by Popular Demand: Elysium!
This propriety blend is shown to possess more than four times the caffeine content of your standard cup. Experience the divinely bold coffee cup that results from exotic, dark-roasted Sumatran and Indian beans, where earthy notes and mild acidity balance to produce a rich, heavy body. Why wish for death when you can experience Elysium?
*Elysium: The afterlife where the chosen, the righteous, and the heroic indulge in everlasting pleasure. Compare to Death Wish coffee.
Welcome to Elysium.